My cat has been driving me crazy this weekend. She walks up to the closet door next to me and meows a ton. I open it, and she just walks away. I close the closet and she comes back and starts meowing again.
Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.
My cat has been driving me crazy this weekend. She walks up to the closet door next to me and meows a ton. I open it, and she just walks away. I close the closet and she comes back and starts meowing again.
I can’t win
Why are you blocking off access to portions of her domain?
If I leave the closet open I’m going to freeze to death lol
What about leaving it open?
My blood will freeze and my heating bill will spike higher than energy prices on Qo’nos after Praxis exploded
Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.
oh no that doesn’t sound good
guess I gotta leave my closet ope… wait are you my cat’s alt account?