Kayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 个月前JavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1632arrow-down1imageJavaScript's days are numbereddormi.zoneKayn@dormi.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 个月前message-square52fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·11 个月前Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 个月前Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 个月前Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
minus-squaresik0fewl@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 个月前I wish we would have popped into a better existence.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 个月前We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
Also means you can’t reference anything earlier than the late Pleistocene.
Nothing happens before c. 4000 AD anyway.
Sorry, that’s also wrong. The entire universe, in its current state, popped into existence last Tuesday. It’s been terribly inconvenient tho.
I wish we would have popped into a better existence.
We should never have coalesced from the quantum foam.
I thought it was last Thursday.
GODDAMMIT