• MelaniaTrump [undecided]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Sir,

    At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.

    - Management