Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)
Also I heard he has cancer and does a daily Joker routine where he shoots a random underperforming military officer, basically Russia is close to collapsing at this point but they still have secret weapons pointed at our undersea cables I think
Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)
Also I heard he has cancer and does a daily Joker routine where he shoots a random underperforming military officer, basically Russia is close to collapsing at this point but they still have secret weapons pointed at our undersea cables I think