• SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Reminds me of another good joke:

      I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

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      1 year ago

      “I’m leaving this company in a better state than I’ve found it. Don’t make me apply for this position again!”