He’s going to show up in a Curb episode, I’m betting.
didnt they do a whole reunion-non-reunion curb show?
Yup, but it’s more like a season arc of them in universe doing a reunion episode with all of them constantly saying variations of…
“Wait why are we even doing this?”
“Easy money.”
My friends who watched Seinfeld loved it.
call me a pessimist, but this doesnt end well…does it?
What’s the deal with pessimists anyway? They’re always looking at the glass half empty. I mean, come on, at least you have a glass! And there’s something in it! Some people don’t even have a glass. They’re just cupping their hands, hoping for rain.
And have you ever noticed how pessimists love cloudy days? It’s like they see a cloud and think, ‘Oh great, now I have an excuse to be miserable.’ But when it’s sunny, they’re still unhappy. ‘It’s too hot,’ they say. ‘I’m getting sunburned.’ There’s just no pleasing some people!
And don’t get me started on pessimists at parties. They’re the ones in the corner, predicting the end of the world while everyone else is just trying to enjoy the guacamole. I mean, if you’re going to predict doom and gloom, at least bring some chips to share!
So next time you see a pessimist, just remember: they’re probably having a worse day than you are. And if they’re not… well, give them a minute. They’ll find something to complain about!
-bing’s gpt after being prompted: [can you try to write a stand-up act by Jerry Seinfeld but start off with the words “whats the deal with pessimists anyway”?]
Surprised to hear a robot wrote that, “cupping their hands, hoping for rain” is pretty funny
Also set itself up nicely for a comment about cloudy days after that.
I don’t think we’re really as smart as we think we are to be honest.
Damn son, move on with your life. Nobody has asked for more Seinfeld for decades.
Prison break: Seinfeld.
I’m pretty sure they ended up in jail in the last ep.l, might be wrong tho, but I’d still watch them all trying to escape prison.
So I’m not the only one who narrates potential Curb episodes out loud in my kitchen ?
Oh, is he going to finally pay his former costars their worth for those years of dedication that brought him to this level of fame & affluence? My money’s on him continuing to be an insufferable, greedy shit.
