Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoSharks are older than trees, dinosaurs, and Polaris (450myr vs 70myr)hexbear.netimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageSharks are older than trees, dinosaurs, and Polaris (450myr vs 70myr)hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebuh [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 year ago I have a choice of electrocution or a shark, you know what I’m gonna take? Electrocution, I will take electrocution every single time, do we agree? I will take electrocution. But these people are crazy
minus-squarealcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoI’m gonna pet the shark.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI choose the shark, he might not be hungry
minus-squareshreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYeah, but
I have a choice of electrocution or a shark, you know what I’m gonna take? Electrocution, I will take electrocution every single time, do we agree? I will take electrocution. But these people are crazy
I’m gonna pet the shark.
I choose the shark, he might not be hungry
Yeah, but