So I walk into a bar and strike up a conversation with the guy next to me. I ask him what he does for a living and he tells me he’s a professor of logic.
I have no idea what the hell that is, since I know what a chemistry professor does or a math professor. So I ask him what that is.
“Let me give you an example. Do you own a doghouse?”
“Yes I do”
“That means you probably have a dog”
“I do”
“You don’t seem like the dog type, which means that you must have a wife and maybe kids”
“I sure do”
“Well then you’re probably heterosexual”
“I am”
Next week I go visit an old friend, and somehow we start talking about academics and whatnot, so I mentioned my meeting with the logic professor.
My friend asks, “what the hell is logic?”
So I give him an example. “Do you own a doghouse?”
Video for the great delivery. It’s old so there’s some heteronormativity. It’s basically all in the delivery
So I walk into a bar and strike up a conversation with the guy next to me. I ask him what he does for a living and he tells me he’s a professor of logic.
I have no idea what the hell that is, since I know what a chemistry professor does or a math professor. So I ask him what that is.
“Let me give you an example. Do you own a doghouse?”
“Yes I do”
“That means you probably have a dog”
“I do”
“You don’t seem like the dog type, which means that you must have a wife and maybe kids”
“I sure do”
“Well then you’re probably heterosexual”
“I am”
Next week I go visit an old friend, and somehow we start talking about academics and whatnot, so I mentioned my meeting with the logic professor.
My friend asks, “what the hell is logic?”
So I give him an example. “Do you own a doghouse?”
“No”
punchline
“So you’re gay”