PROTIP: if you need an excuse for anything, use the Diarrhoea Trick™. Nobody wants to ask questions if you say or hint that you missed something because you have diarrhoea. The more casually you say the word, the more pressure you put on them to accept your excuse so that you’ll go away.
PROTIP: if you need an excuse for anything, use the Diarrhoea Trick™. Nobody wants to ask questions if you say or hint that you missed something because you have diarrhoea. The more casually you say the word, the more pressure you put on them to accept your excuse so that you’ll go away.
Yeah, if someone just straight says they have diarrhea what i hear is that this person is a loose cannon and i should step aside
Cons: now you’re the diarrhea person
Fuck yeah I am
Sorry I missed mom’s funeral, my dog had so much diarrhoea he was spraying like a firehose.