Here’s a few from me:

What’s a policeman’s least favorite vehicle? - A cab!

What’s is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!

What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she’s dead!

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    [CW: mild suicide joke (It’s just Hitler tho)]

    What do you call a room full of Soviets having dinner? -The Fed Army!

    What do you call a room full of Reddit admins? -also The Fed Army! :fedposting:

    What did Biden say when he mistook someone for Obama? - You ain’t Barak!

    Why did Hitler shoot himself? -He was bad at Russian Roulette!

    What was Stalin’s favorite bird? -only a spoonbill!

    Why didn’t the American call an ambulance? -He can’t afford one!

    (Okay that last one just made me sad. :yea:)