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Of course, as a CPC bot, I am obligated to remind everyone of the narrative propagated by Lemmygrad’s official news station The Giant Spoon:
Dispatcher is talking irritably slow considering someone just fell down 2000 feet and all he’s asking is for an ambulance.
Yeah the emergency parachutes are shit. Probably wasn’t the most pleasant landing.
The dispatcher says help is already on the way.
And the pilot sounds uninjured.
you know that lady was close to calling them out for making prank calls toward the beginning.
Isn’t the guy already talking to the military? I guess they’re just getting 911 so they can get medical treatment locally before the military is able to pick them up?
Lmao. Pretty sure the dispatcher’s questionnaire she was filling out was talking about a totally different kind of “Fall”.
The Giant Spoon?!
Stalin’s giant spoon?!
Yes, ultimately a reference to that, deriving from !thegiantspoon@lemmygrad.ml.
