Haha its mine now get wrecked dweeb
“what’s your argument?”
dude wtf i was gonna use that later
Pffft no you weren’t
Couldn’t you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.
Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o’ balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly
I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson
Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.
honestly
Now I can’t piss
Haha no piss no piss
I now have collected a total of 5 penises
This is going to be great for the polycule
Ok but watch out, it bites
WHAT?! WHY?!
I don’t know. I’ve been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck!
Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??
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oh thank god
Oh so THATS why I don’t have one. I thought I was just broken
can you take the balls too x
okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
Not again
Bro you can keep it!
Free SRS penectomy
