I read it as pooping the first time. Still made sense!

Found my introvert sister-in-spirit.

Two days ago I spend hours with some friends and I got very sick and had a headache the entire next day and today I am still recovering lol. And this is with people I like. Most people can do way more damage to me ): Its a constant “I want to chill with friends” “I never want to see a human ever again!!!” cycle.

Would you wanna grow up here? I have to. I’m Alex Mack. I was just another average kid until my first day of junior high. One minute I’m walking home, the next was a crash and I’m drenched in some weird chemical. And since then… nothing’s been the same. My best friend Ray thinks it’s cool, and my sister Annie thinks I’m a science project. I can’t let anyone else find out, not even my parents. I know the chemical plant wants to find me and turn me into some experiment. But you know something? I guess I’m not so average any more.