Momma said I was a sith but I’m trying REAL hard to be the Jedi

Did you see the sign on my lawn that says “dead Gungan storage”?

On Coruscant they call it a “Royale with cheese”

Say Wookie again, I dare you!

Would you give a Bothan a foot massage?

Vincent: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Tatooine?

Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!?

Vincent: No man, they do not use the Galactic Empire system, they got the metric system. They call it a Royale with Cheese.

Mace Windu: “But I say unto you, the Jedi shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”

Yoda: “Restrain your anger, young Mace. Revenge, not the way of the Jedi it is.”

Mace Windu: “And you will know my name is the Force when I lay my lightsaber upon thee.”

Yoda: “Patience, young one. Control, we must.”