Somebody had to do it.

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    The Lying Lemmies - Boring Beehaw, who were afraid of us before we even showed up, and the perverts at Lemm.ee, and Backwards Blahaj, they say “Mr. Hexbear.net, you’re so uncouth with your emotes!” They cry, and they beg, and you know what I say to them? They really do cry, you know, you’ve seen it. I say trump-who-must-go, I say lea-finger-guns, and of course I tell them PIGPOOPBALLS . But that’s why you love me, isn’t it? You all really do love me and these spectacular emotes, which I never thought I would enjoy, but I’ve loved them from the start. That’s the truth.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      I was about to reply gushing about hilarious and perfect this is, and then I see it’s posted by the single, solitary person who is keeping the Ohio community on midwest.social alive, and I honestly just don’t even know what to do with myself in the presence of such celebrity

      I’m on an app on mobile, so I have no good emojis for you, but jfc, this was great 🤌🏅🏆