• norbert@kbin.social
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      YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU’LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT’LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.

      • somedaysoon@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        SOME OF THEM WILL BLOW A GENTLE WARM WHISPER OF AIR ON YOUR BUM TO DRY IT. I REALLY WANT ONE, ONE DAY I WILL LIVE THIS DREAM BROTHERS! AROOOOOOOOOOOO

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    11 months ago

    I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK

    SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

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    THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

    OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

    HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

    P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG