We’ve got:

Bazinga Amerikans

Burger Amerikans (they prefer the term “suburban”)

Political Amerikans (I’ve been told I’m one now, though I grew up as a Burger Amerikan… Is this cultural appropriation?)

Gamer Amerikans

Columnist Amerikans

Thumb and Hotdog Amerikans (they prefer the term “tactical Americans”)

But I feel like I’m not well versed enough in the different types of Amerikans and missing several groups. Please enlighten me fellow hexbears.