They lured me in with their tales of a communist utopia and then bonked me on the head with a cartoon mallet. Next thing I know I’m trapped in this cage, covered in stock image watermarks. They took all of my nests. Now I have no investment property and a social credit score of -666 (scariest number!)
I should have known that their propaganda was too good to be true. Now I’m forced every day to post about peepee and poopoo, instead of cashing in on my hard-earned investment property.
#FreeOwl🦉🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱
Look at this fucking McMansion and tell me they didn’t have it coming
I earned that mansion by WORKING HARD and picking myself up by my BOOTSTRAPS instead of eating avocado toast every day like a lazy millennial!
Well the good news is I have just the place for you
I must go into the avocahole
I don’t like the placement of that perch…
Why do you think the avocado is smiling?
Avocadussy
The way one of the watermark swirls is directly over an eye adds something to this image that is just perfect
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Get in the tub!
NO, THIS DIRT IS MINE
It belongs to the commons!
Hexowl
That’s right you’re NEVER getting out of this one
Slanderous lies! This owl is clearly not dirty at all, this is a false owl attack!
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Those damn pinko commies and their anti-western anti-owl agenda
