Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.
The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.
Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.
I feel OP, it happens to me sometimes too. Maybe it’s a small kings‘ problem but my member usually is too short to arch downwards enough from gravity alone, and especially on cold days i always have to lend a helping hand to squeeze it downwards a bit more in order to not hit the slit. It is what it is.
That being said, if it happens twice a day, bro needs to work on the technique.
It’s gotta be folks that are growers/smaller. My fella is much more likely to touch the inside of the bowl (or the water in toilets with way-too-high water) than he is to shoot the gap between the seat and bowl.
Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.
The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.
Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.
I feel weird writing this down.
How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.
Nothing worse than having to take a shit while standing at attention.
At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.
I feel OP, it happens to me sometimes too. Maybe it’s a small kings‘ problem but my member usually is too short to arch downwards enough from gravity alone, and especially on cold days i always have to lend a helping hand to squeeze it downwards a bit more in order to not hit the slit. It is what it is.
That being said, if it happens twice a day, bro needs to work on the technique.
It’s gotta be folks that are growers/smaller. My fella is much more likely to touch the inside of the bowl (or the water in toilets with way-too-high water) than he is to shoot the gap between the seat and bowl.