I’ll be honest, I did not see this one coming. It’s also quite out of my price range really, and I got to wonder who this is for.

Because anybody who spends 4-digit on a turntable is also somewhat unlikely to overspend on a branded merch item, instead buying a better item in the first place. They’ll already have that pricey top-shelf audio equipment.

Still, fancy! If I had the money and/or the space, I’d probably be interested.