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usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Will you marry me?

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Will you marry me?

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago
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  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    𝄞 - ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬゚.
    …
    I can’t live without you
    You’re the one for me
    The one I want to live with
    As my bride to be
    Please spend your time with me
    We’ll make a family

    Ooh ooh…

    Will you marry me?
    and cherish me forever
    like it’s meant to be
    as lover, wife and best friend

    You’re the one for me
    we will live happily
    so please accept my plea

    and…
    si-hing…
    Ye he he he…ss…!!


    Oh, I’m terribly sorry, but this is a song I prepared for someone else.
    Just can’t help but sing it.

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    7 days ago

    Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?

    • usernameusername@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Yes

      • orc girly@lemmy.ml
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        6 days ago

        I declare you married

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry, can’t. That other guy is already planning to marry you.

    • usernameusername@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you

      • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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        That’d be big o’ you.

        • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          7 days ago

          <searches furiously for a bigamy joke in the subtext>

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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  • Trying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.ml
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    Yes! I thought you’d never ask! stalin-heart

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