Epic responses, 5 years after the conversation happened…
“No! Got your nose!”
That or remembering how extremely bad I reacted 18 years ago. And then Olympic cringing.
Being highly enthusiastic and equally unreliable so that I constantly disappoint myself and everyone I know.
oh my dude, same, high five!
*misses*
Couch slouching.
Olympic Internet Commenting
Mixing sub-grade gin and tonics.
Stair sprinting. Up or down. 3-5 at a time, a pudgy guy with complete ballerina grace, never been beaten in all my subway stair races
At this point in my life, picking up rabbit shit
As opposed to all of the Olympic sports found in the wild…?
Anyways, I could probably fair better than average in a lot of Olympic Sports in general, but I don’t think I’m quite good enough at any specific task to be the best of the best.
Commenting paradoxons it is.
Picking a faster queue at the supermarket. It’s the one that’s all guys with a small number of items each. My missus won’t let me switch so I just watch the line go down sadly.
