Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you’re a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.

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    5 months ago

    It’s also safe if you’re the member of the board of directors of a company.