International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence!
International Moderator Fund (IMF) managing director Kristalina Georgieva has warned Blåhaj administrators that the their reserve of local moderators will not be able to keep up with predicted posting inflation. The IMF recommends structural changes to Blåhaj instance by allowing Hexbear moderators to step in and calm the markets.
We must sanction their access to thigh high socks until the denizens of blåhaj rise up and support a pro-Hexbear coup.