A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT When holding a presentation, laugh out loud every few sentences. This creates a fun and relaxing atmosphere that captivates your audience.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Driving in the dark and want to save on headlights? Navigate via echolocation with the car horn.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agoSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
GAMER@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them. GAMER@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT It's Friday! Remember to Fry your enemies today!message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT It's Friday! Remember to Fry your enemies today!key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT If you say "we're not counting calories today" out loud before eating, your body will respect it and not count them either.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squarekiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tomassci@kbin.social · 1 year agoDo you hate those long business meetings? Add a couple of gameplay videos to stimulate you to wait until the end!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDo you hate those long business meetings? Add a couple of gameplay videos to stimulate you to wait until the end!plus-squareTomassci@kbin.social · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT You actually don't have to pay taxes. Just write 0 income, the government aren't allowed to check.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT You actually don't have to pay taxes. Just write 0 income, the government aren't allowed to check.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agoSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agoSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year ago You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your carmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your carkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Sean@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast!message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast!Sean@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink