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The original was posted on /r/exmormon by /u/Emily1154 on 2024-09-30 15:36:11+00:00.

This is how you know someone has never thought critically about the church. A member in my ward was giving a talk yesterday about tithing, and of course it’s one of those talks about how they haven’t seen specific blessings from tithing, but they’re definitely there guys so keep paying! One of those blessings was having a “tithing washing machine” which basically means that your appliances are lasting longer than they should because you pay tithing. Of all the appliances that could be named, you use a washing machine. Like let me tell you all about the church’s many “tithing washing machines” and we’ll see how you feel about paying tithing then.