We milk it for all it’s worth, but this is nowhere as unusual or funny as a prime minister fucking a dead pig’s head.

I’m going to Lathe into existence a republican party skit that’s just a scene for scene reproduction of the Rick James bit.

Trump gets a blood clot from his ear injury because he ignores basic medical advice.

JD Vance doesn’t want to swear, so he says “screw your couch”

He over uses the joke, but on Halloween he gets his wife to dress as two couch cushions and he takes the election in a landslide.