yup. my sense of humor is officially dead. thank you all for making me find anything and everything absolutely hilarious.

My dearest, I have searched the land far and wide for a proper mount for thee. It is not the fastest, nor is it the largest, but if you were to take the reigns you would find the ride most enjoyable. Until such a time, know your visage accompanies me on the loneliest of nights when I have naught but my memories to keep me company.