Yo mamma so fat, when the Borg assimilated her she was designated as a unimatrix.
Yo mamma so fat, she assimilated the borg!
Yo mamma so fat Geordie has to siphon power from Life Support to deal with the gravametric distortion!
Yo mommas so fat that we’ve had to implement new processing protocols and alter isometric circuits to ensure that her planetoid status doesn’t affect the integrity of the warp field
*Geordie crying through his visor wishing he could transfer power to the USS Hera
Yo mamma so fat, when she farted, she sent Voyager to the delta quadrant.
Gonna need a genesis device to recover from that sick burn.
Yo mommas so fat, she’s gonna need the whole Genesis PLANET!
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Burn so bad I brain-wiped the last season of Discovery
I stopped after season 2. Was that the right choice?
Let me put it this way: even in the far future, Discovery gets to be sooper speshul because all the dilithium in the galaxy just randomly exploded one day.
And what do they discover? The
Legendary Super SaiyanGreat Burn was motivated by a crying infant! He’s a literal giant f* baby!No, it’s getting much better in the later seasons
Hm, for me the first one was the worst, the last one probably the best (but then again I don’t particularly like Discovery overall).
I skipped discovery completely. Strange New World has been mostly good, but Lower Decks is the most Trek show that’s been put out in years.
I’ve not seen Prodigy…
Yo mamma so fat, the Tholians ran out of web trying to trap her.
“Spock, yo Mama’s so fat, our engineering chief couldn’t beam her up when she fell.”
…too soon…?
That burned hotter than when a random Kelpian high on dilithium got salty
Kobayashi Maru’d
Which NCC are we talking about?
Well, given that its a Star Trek meme on a Star Trek community, it’s a safe bet that the NCC is referring to the text at the start of a ships registry like NCC-1701 for the Enterprise or NCC-1031 for the Discovery.