I’m still waiting for properly independent results. Alien mummies from a known faker have a even higher bar than your normal run-of-the-mill alien mummies.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

I find it hilarious how chill everyone is being about this discovery. Like no one is rushing to debunk it. It’s almost like all the lies and misinformation have desensitized the population down to the point we could have a headline of alien starship landing in Australia and we’d all still go to work and school like any other day. Teacher would still expect you to have your homework and management would still do their morning brief for the days operations. You’d still have the normal traffic going home and you’d still have Trump claiming the election was rigged.