- cross-posted to:
- mycology@mander.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- mycology@mander.xyz
I’m not a forager in any sense, but my understanding is that if you want to forage for wild mushrooms, you have to work directly with someone who is already experienced, and not just read books - even if those books are legitimate.
Don’t fuck with mushrooms.
Wut you mean I just found a really neat mushroom, and it tasted pretty good. Also on a separate note is it normal to urinate uranium? Lol
More like:
Why does it feel like my liver has liquefied.
Answer: because it probably has. And so did your brain. And every other organ
The Department of Defense you like to talk with you.
Step 1) Buy the book
Step 2) Sue the Amazon seller claiming you almost died
Step 3) Seller is forced to take down the book
Step 4) Profit
Step 1) be experience mushroom forager
Step 2) buy book and find entry for unpleasant but not lethal mushroom
Step 3) eat small sample and drive immediately to the hospital
Step 4) sue Amazon and publisher for cost of medical treatment and emotional damages