Troubleshooting checklist:
- DNS
- Fuck if I know
Or as I’ve discovered recently while troubleshooting local infrastructure, the ARP table. Essentially the DNS of IP addressing
Restarting a server or booting a new instance has been my solution for years.
Honestly I get more angry when it’s my own site because then I have to fix it :P
On the contrary I get less angry when it’s my own site because I usually have at least some idea of what could have gone wrong
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People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”Their life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!
Frontend developer: Listen I make pretty websites. This is a backend problem
Backend developer: the buttons disappear only on smaller screens - looks like a frontend problem.
“Don’t these guys have a test suite⁈”
It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.
Is that a fancy word for prod?
So I wanna a report on performance.
Sir this is one endpoint with no batch capabilities of which I have no access to change. There is no “performance”