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Squirm.

Mister Beardsley!?

That assumes you can unplug it. Most devices I own have the camera built right into the device, and it can sometimes be hard to find an option that doesn’t include it. I have a Webcam cover on my desktop and laptop.

I haven’t seen one that would work for my phone, but if someone has hacked my phone, I probably have bigger issues.

KnowBe4 has an article about their experience.

They also covered at least one other instance in the US.

Thanks! It’s surprisingly difficult to get Germans to correct me on things. Most of them are just happy that I can speak it at all, so they tell me not to worry about the little stuff. 😂

Was Sprachen Sie spricht? (Deutsch/German)

I’m not a native speaker, but I’m pretty sure it’s

Welche Sprachen sprechen Sie?

assuming you want to be formal, which feels a little weird to me in the context of an internet forum.

Edit: but to answer your question: fluent English, mehr als ein Bißchen Deutsch, y un poquito Español.

For the first 80% of your comment, I was definitely picturing a small backpack on the bird, and I was wondering what the purpose of tiny perches would be.

Both is good

Well, you could do the 31st of April, but it seems the universe disagrees with your date format.

Jerry: But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman…

Alice : John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.

Jerry : Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn’t die. If Reagan had died, I’m pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley’s middle name was.

• Conspiracy Theory (1997)

It could be worse…

It looks like a ditto transformed into a panda.

Wait… So if we just get rid of Earth’s magnetic field, solar winds will solve global warming?

Crisis averted!

This kills the llama.

I have no idea what’s going on in the scene, since I’ve never seen it, but it looks like the original is a purple bottle of some elixir.

Murderer…

The 85-year-old actor will “make a speedy and full recovery” and is in “good spirits,” his spokesperson said.

• NBC News

Glad to hear it!

No match for a car door.

“The first time we saw it, we knew in our souls that this was the mushroom,” says Torres. “We screamed, we laughed, we cried.”

Bless the people who care this much about something that seems so insignificant to the layman. I’m not sure I’ve ever been that passionate about anything.

can’t even subtract from a timer (it can add, though!)

“Ok, Google, add -5 minutes to the timer”

It either explodes, or you start getting notifications in the past. Seems like a possible win, either way.