Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.
Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.
Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet
They were jumping beans. Nature’s vibrator
Both gram negative, I’d assume
I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me
A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.
opens up the meat locker
Wheeeeeee!
The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?
Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…
-ten dice rolls later-
Three arrows, saving you …
-twenty seconds of math-
0.3 copper!
You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.
That’s why I always field meltalogs
Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins
damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts
I’ll be lucky to afford an urn by the time I need it
Can they put him in cryogenic stasis right now?
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.
Enabling autopilot is committing assault
Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please
Is it “happy 9/11” or “merry 9/11”?