You’re not overthinking it. The complexity of the logistics of getting lubricant in mass quantities to your sexual assault victims can’t be overstated. I’m guessing they weren’t pinching pennies so a convenient, disposable solution likely won the decision.
I hope I don’t end up on a list for this comment.
I think you forgot to include cobble topping, a critical component of blueberry cobbler. Can you post it again with an updated ingredient list, please?