I’m only playing if I get my photo taken after.

I don’t know what that is.

By having one of its members die in a car crash?

I mean I don’t like the guy or his stories that’s he’s trying to pass off as fact, but I don’t wish that on his loved ones.

Fish sticks?!?!?!?

Fish fingers.

And it’s very more-ish.

You get maternity pay to feed/wash/whatever another human being.

Carers have been doing this for years. It’s work. It’s even a career for some people.

I see the Reddit user migration continues….

I bet that’s all vinyl wrap.

Until they wheel out something we couldn’t have made ourselves, and it’s been independently verified I’m going to remain skeptical.

I feel bad for you, son.

And how many of those 50 things actually matter? They’re things you want to do, not things the average user needs to do.

Simplicity is the main feature and has been a staple of Apple products for 35 years I’ve been using them. It means we don’t have to spend ages tweaking settings, we can get on with more productive stuff.

Is series 3 finally in production?

Oh come on. It’s obvious isn’t it?

Of course! Didn’t they tell you?

This would look great sticking out of a skip on Downing Street with the rest of Boris’s crap.

It’s 2024. Why the fuck is anyone still smoking anyway? Ban it

We’ve already told you to fuck off once Sunak. Take the hint.

I think most historians these days accept there was a guy named Jesus who was crucified. I seem to remember it was even mentioned in a letter by a Roman to someone in Iran/Iraq (possibly), something along the lines of “and they crucified that Jesus”.

I think he did exist, but was probably known to the authorities as being a bit of a problem rather than being god/son of god/holy goat [delete as appropriate].

I reckon at most this is just crucifixion merch, probably from some time later.

I’m not suggesting anyone is any more worthy of sleep than anyone else, and yes working a night shift does put you at a massive disadvantage. My wife worked night shifts for a few years, so yeah, I know.

What I am saying is that (and this is purely a guess) ~90% of the world are awake during daylight hours, and you just can’t expect them to put a hold on everything.

Personally I try not to do anything outdoors until 9am at the weekend, not because my neighbours work nights, or are night owls, or whatever. Just because I live near people. But at the same time I have kids and things to do.

But anyone being disruptive in a neighbourhood between 10pm and 8am (let’s say 9am at the weekend) should be punishable by death. And my country doesn’t even have capital punishment.

Hospital workers aren’t the ones making noise late into the night and expecting everyone else to be quiet in the morning so they can have a lie in though, are they?