WokePalpatine [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I’m woke Palpatine now. I’m doin’ midichondrial prefigurative politics.
I’m organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
I’ve literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.
What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my force powers. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 11th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Fourth Iran VS US+Zionists War MegathreadEnglish
10·2 hours agoPretty sure this actually is showing 6 fingers because of the extreme amount of ghosting/blurring in this video. Every time he moves his hands you can see an afterimage on his hands. Reminds me of when interlaced video gets converted to progressive or some weird framerate conversion where frames are getting dropped.

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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 11th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Fourth Iran VS US+Zionists War MegathreadEnglish
18·2 hours agoI think it’s possible that it’ll only take one New Super Luigi U taking out someone from the Epstein Class to strike fear into them. I think they’re building a giant house of cards right now, in every way possible. Everything seems worse than ever but it’s also the most fragile.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Going back in time to prevent the creation of yeast-synthesized roach milk, which is used to wet nurse the triplet terror of Elon G. Musk III, IV, and V in 2068 and their vile Satellite NetEnglish
8·5 hours agoPMC karens in 2068: psychically summoning their eugenic nurshlaves (nourishment slave) to door-dash their roach milk bubble teas. Tell you they don’t mind the 360-degree surveillance satellite net because it helps them find their dog-cat neo-pets that keep trying to escape confinement in their quadruple-sub basement apartments.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Lucy E. Parsons "Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth." - Novo General Megathread for the 5th-12th of March 2026English
3·12 hours agoIf any of you complain I will harass Capcom to release a 3DS port.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Lucy E. Parsons "Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth." - Novo General Megathread for the 5th-12th of March 2026English
5·12 hours agoCapcom just released a survey that’s clearly trying to suss out if people want a PS4 port of RE9 and if their gaming PCs can play it. Answered that I’m not buying until they port it. Let’s fucking GO.
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theory@hexbear.net•Liberal friend complaining that Blackshirts and Reds has no bibliographyEnglish
10·13 hours agoI love anonymously-published anarchist bullshit.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Helldivers referenced at marines 250 year celebrationEnglish
3·17 hours agoIs the offline/singleplayer release worth checking out? I heard there’s like a non-online/multiplayer version released.
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theory@hexbear.net•Liberal friend complaining that Blackshirts and Reds has no bibliographyEnglish
35·19 hours agoThey’re looking for a reason to not read it, they don’t actually care about the sources. They’ll repeat some bullshit about “isn’t Russia mass-kidnapping kids in Ukraine” or something stupid without a source happily. If they care about sources make them read Losurdo then.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Ewwww Epstein was a g@mer? I wonder what other horrible shit he's done. Lemme do a quick Google search...English
14·23 hours agoWho’s going to be the Louis Bonaparte after Epstein?
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 11th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Fourth Iran VS US+Zionists War MegathreadEnglish
20·2 days agoThis is the problem I have, especially freezer/fridge space. I’m fine stacking everything tightly and having to take out multiple things to grab one thing. The people I live either are not. I also don’t trust bags in terms of protecting from pests whereas that’s not an issue with cans.
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Anime & Donghua@hexbear.net•What have you been reading/watching recently? [Anime - March 2026]English
0·3 days agodeleted by creator
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 6th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Third Iran VS US+Zionists War MegathreadEnglish
44·5 days agoAnd I saw one of the babies then one of the baby heads looked at me.
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music@hexbear.net•Words Of Concrete - "East German Cold" (Beatdown)English
1·6 days agoBeing, like, ghetto-communist hard is a cool aesthetic we should start rollin’ with.
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music@hexbear.net•Words Of Concrete - "East German Cold" (Beatdown)English
1·6 days agoHope this translation is accurate.
Прямая трансляция из понельного микрорайона
Здесь все еще ГДР не каких переменLive broadcast from a polluted neighborhood
It’s still GDR here, no changes"
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•cheshire cat smileEnglish
19·6 days agoAOC: doing a Tiktok dance with too many visible legs explaining why she had to vote for the invasion of Iran.
Modspawn on HB: “It’s sexist to criticize her 6-foot footwork”“In this house we worship satan and insects.”













Yes to both. They told me to put the sword away and we’ll talk about wearing the kimonos.