what if your code was so shity that it caused the compiler to segfault?

IANAL = I want ANAL

https://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg

Yes, I know. I am talking after seeing Wiktionary

“Turtle” can refer to both land and marine testudines

All hail the tits

I normally hate ultra pedants, but this I can respect

Looks more like pussite to me

Being able to fit a java class name in 1 line

Thanks a lot! I’ll try it out when I get time.

I’m also into Al. Al Yankovic

I wish I could do that :(

This is obviously fake 🙄. The pyramids were built by aliens

yeah the title says “formerly exa”, so I thought they just changed the name

why the renaming tho

Vim user here. The only way to exit vim is to pray to the Vim gods and sacrifice your first born, hoping that they’ll cause a cosmic ray to hit the right spot in the memory to flip the right bit that causes it to exit. There are no alternatives.

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

Reading is hard too. If only there was an AI that could do the reading

Good actually. I sometimes go incognito when I don’t want my watch history to be saved and man the recommendations I get without signed in are fucking eye cancer.

“Malbolge was very difficult to understand when it arrived, taking two years for the first Malbolge program to appear. The author himself has never written a Malbolge program. The first program was not written by a human being; it was generated by a beam search algorithm designed by Andrew Cooke and implemented in Lisp.”

All right, WHAT THE FUCK