There’s always picking up a game at the local tavern!
(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)
There’s always picking up a game at the local tavern!
(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)
People want to feel like they’re in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷♂️
Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.
The mighty DM has spoken!
At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn’t care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a “historically accurate” DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.
Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there’s a vendor selling “sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut.” The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a “historically accurate” setting.
(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren’t eaten in that configuration.)
I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!
RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition
Oh hey, fetchlands
Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that’s really sweet. It shows they’re emotionally invested in the game. Don’t have the lich counterspell it.
Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!
I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.
(Don’t tell me.)
We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.
Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.
I also choose this man’s dead dinosaur.
The top tier of bard instruments, a cello
Mana cost is a copiable attribute, so even though the copy is a 1/1 spirit token, it has a mana value above 2.
“I have 30 passive perception.”
“So no one can ambush us?”
blank look.
“… so no one can ambush us, right?”
Unfortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.
Fortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.
(Where is the kenku? Is he safe? Is he… alright?)
Did Konsi clear Varre’s questline in Elden Ring?
This is the deep lore, kept secret from all of us.
Cheers to the captain, who is yelling “No surrender!” as his comrades charge a smol priestess and her pet rabbit.
His level of extra is commendable.
I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth