I call it “the badge of dishonor.”

Elon?

Strawmen? On Lemmy? Say it ain’t so.

Kolanaki… Munted Crocodile…

I’m not an expert in Glagolitic, but I have a feeling that next-to-none of its letters are supposed to be invisible.

You forgot the part where we also take their companies, real estate, stock, private jets and yachts.

For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

Crane flies are a big deal where I live, and especially the ones with reeeeally long legs - longer than anything pictured in the Wikipedia article - just love to come into people’s homes, especially in September.
EDIT: Why is this relevant? When I was a little tyke, I’d constantly mistake them for airborne spiders. Sometimes, they form frigging swarms anywhere where there’s water.

I feel the sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

EDIT: This fucker is larger. Looks cooler, too.

And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

That’s the real answer. Always check on whose payroll somebody is.

Oooh, so that’s what the title of the song “Itchycoo Park” means. I used to think it was an awful sexual reference.