I skedaddle the fuck out of there, cheeks red. I can never return.

I think the poetry of this final line is executed perfectly, the fact that both cheeks (face and ass) are possibly red in this scenario and the reader is left to interpret which one the author is currently talking about really speaks about society and the way we interpret our own reactions to events afterwards. Excellent, just excellent.

if i but had the motivation to actually get to maps again, it would deffo be cyclone slayer from what i’ve seen, any beyblade build in a ARPG usually slaps

defederation gang strikes again

uphold hexbear in one instance thought

idk i feel like trying to understand this would lead to some king in yellow type shit, like analyzing this is self harm

plus dont bring your gosh dang phone

if you absolutely have to for some gosh dang reason, put it in a faraday bag with airplane mode on

if you’re getting arrested and you still have your phone on you, turn the phone off to reset your credentials, that way they can’t just use face ID to unlock your phone later

also ACAB definitely, certainly includes Hellboy and Abe Sapien, just letting you all know that

i was gonna say this sounds like a nae nae ahh jojo stand lmao

atp i think im on shit in my pants no 3, no 4 if you count the time i shit my pants but my cheeks perfectly caught the shit in between them like a magician catching a bullet

i just wish it didn’t post them as 30 foot tall screen-filling PNGs on most of the apps i use

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard

thought the bit was gonna go in this direction

the ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I’M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me

like dog they don’t need your support they force you to support them at gunpoint and have killed countless millions

grapplh hook fast

on EVERYONE’s soul we’re downloading the online-fix version of ts

addendum: if they used the prawn suit in subnautica it’s a green flag. if they used that worthless ass cyclops though it’s deffo a red flag

at this point I just want them to stop spoiling the plot of the entire movie in trailers

going to the theater before the showtime now basically spoils the entirety of every movie coming out in the next six months

i drive

Slavoj Zizek peaked with appearing as a hologram in a shitty amazon prime movie feat owen wilson for some reason

idk if im being gatekeepy here but is it really indie if you’re published and funded by a third party and also contract another developer to do your combat gameplay animations?

like what is the indie here, a lower budget than usual? it already had a movie greenlit before release lmao