I’m too seen here. Time to hide.
I’m too seen here. Time to hide.
This is truly unnerving; and the fact that it probably cost an acre of trees or some shit to generate makes it even worse.
Cold, Jack.
Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.
Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
Smokes and road beers.
And be quick about it!
Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing
Well that explains why they taste so good.
Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.
That’s because he broke it off in someone’s ass.
Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!
I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!
Loaves and fishes removed!
You telling me NoHo Hank had it right all along??
This makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Shhh, Don’t let them in on the secret.
Nor do I find it humorous.
But one day I hope I can laugh about it.
No rum ham‽