I’ve got the credentials to back it up, but it’s an extremely rare day I’ve ever been asked for ID. If they ask, just say you don’t have it. It’s that easy, get 10% off! Heck, there’s a restaurant that I like that does 25%!!
This veterans day, take some valor for yourself! You’re a class war veteran!!! 
This is a copypasta isn’t it? Or have I just been on the site long enough to read this story twice…
It’s a true story with some details excluded to protect the innocent
I’ve posted about it a couple of times