My bingo card currently has “Labour and Tories fighting over who hates immigrants the most”, “Tories accidentally criticising support for Ukraine War”, “really good socdem speech regarding the failure of both parties, but it’s ignored because the English can’t understand Scottish accents”, “Corbyn getting attacked for no reason” and at least two MPs getting kicked out for annoying the Speaker.

(This is not serious, politics in the UK parliament is only a show, don’t expect anything actually good to ever come out of it)