His old standard bullshit has long been promising fever dreams of colonizing Mars and turning it into a stroad-laden suburb and country club with a red lens filter, which has gotten him billions in subsidies year after year and a devout cult of credulous rubes that think they’re too smart to be fooled.
He’s jangling those metaphorical keys hard right now, and I think it may be make or break as a gambit. Yeah yeah I know electoralism is a fuck and it’s a choice between red MAGA and blue MAGA, but if it’s blue MAGA I’ll still enjoy seeing the single most obnoxious dipshit Reddit incarnate techbro manchild in the world eat shit.
Maybe like that at most
(Pictured: cheap fruit wine “Cosmos” with slogan “To the orbit in half hour”)