• MeowZedong
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    7 days ago

    Consider: if you sleep in the Wendy’s parking lot, one day, “Wake up. Sir, this is a Wendy’s.” will instead be “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.”

    Arby’s doesn’t have that level of service.

    Bonus: I hear if you wait long enough, one day you may wake up as the Dragonborn. You increase your chances of this by switching from estrogen to psilocybin.