Once upon a time, there was an old lonely man who was living alone in a rural house in the United Kingdom. He was barely doing anything when a beautiful celestial maiden appeared at his door. She was dressed in a maid outfit, and she explained that the heavens had sent her and she was his new spirit guide and maid. This was not the usual modus operandi of the divine, but the man was lonely so he allowed the maiden inside of his house.

He spent the day reading the newspaper while the maiden cleaned the house, but he noticed that the maiden almost seemed a bit flirtatious with him. He was an older man and she appeared to be in her twenties, so the man felt uncomfortable and found it weird. The woman kept flirting, and eventually managed to seduce the man and get him under her spell. She prepared some tea for the man before their first night in bed, and they began to sleep. The man talked to ancestors and saw himself walking into bright lights. He was stopped by the Flowermaker before entering the land of the dead, and was told that he had overdosed on Fentanyl, which surprised the man greatly. The Flowermaker injected the man with flumazenil to treat the overdose of benzos that the man was suffering from. The man then knew immediately that the celestial maiden had poisoned him with tea.

He woke up back in the bed with the side effects of lightheadedness, but he was quick and shot the woman with a harpoon launcher while she was looting his home. He shot a harpoon through her left wing which caused her to scream loudly. She revealed a mouth of sharp teeth and the webbed feet of a duck, and it became obvious this was not truly a celestial maiden. The monster began to flee on foot unable to fly, leaving a trail of blood from the manor into the garden and the forest. The sight of the beast left the man scared, and from that day on he laid bear traps and barbed wire fences to prevent any more monsters from trying to enter his life.