Imagine sending these against a military that can’t hit a giant, gently floating bag of air.
It would be a massacre.
Hundreds of soldiers screaming, ‘get it off me, get it off me’ before they slap each other into unconsciousness. From the sky, due to the strategic work of the bugs, the unconscious bodies lie in the shape of Chinese characters. And since the US has no more Chinese spies, none of them know what they message means.
They ask the formost expert on China, Adrian Zenz himself, for translation. After long deliberations, shaking Zenz hand them sealed envelope with big red “Top Secret” stamp. Armored convoy, dodging small pebbles on road (they could be the pill bugs) and F-35 fighters falling from the sky, arrive at White House. “It’s time, sir”, says the US Army Chief of Staff handing the envelope to president. Among solemn silence with dozens of top officials present, president opens the envelope and reads aloud:
“That vas für ze TikTok ban, die Hurensöhne!”
They’re already in disguise! Everyone thinks they’re bugs but they’re actually crustaceans!
Is this The Onion?
China is a cartoon country now apparently
It’s silly how the imagination of the people who think like this go well with cartoons.
is that article satire?
Its satire, everybody know its fucking satire, except for a few dumb libs who gobbles this shit up
