EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoIs this what you guys mean with beanis?hexbear.netimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down11
arrow-up1110arrow-down1imageIs this what you guys mean with beanis?hexbear.netEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squaredead [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·1 month agoI read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up107·1 month agoThis is exactly the lie I’d tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 month agoThat’s way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoWhat happens when the jar is filled?
minus-squareQuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoThey make chilli
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agothey were putting beans in their asses weren’t they
I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
This is exactly the lie I’d tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
That’s way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
What happens when the jar is filled?
They make chilli
They make a new chilid
they were putting beans in their asses weren’t they