Breaking news! Only a few days ago, the great Professor Krakk Pott was beaten on the streets by a group of angry communists for exercising his freedom of speech. The damage to him was quite severe, and he will be staying with his dentist for quite some time.

“I donf underftanb,” says Pott, who is a leading expert on the draconian authoritarian evil bad all-controlling oppressive totalitarian regime known as the “CCP”. “All I said wuth vat Japan had de right idea during world war II, and dat the Chimese were a shubhuman rashe dat needed to be ewadicated to purify the mworld. Geez, can’t a man habe free shpeech anymore? I bwame it awl on woke culchur.”

And indeed he is right. In recent years, the American population has become more and more sensitive to ridiculous topics, such as a few racial slurs that weren’t meant in bad faith anyways. As one China Expert puts it, “Just because I called people inferior subhuman yellow ching-chongs doesn’t give them the right to beat me up.”

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